Sorry wanna be “country girls” but…….

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When Luke Bryan says “Country girl shake it for me girl” he doesn’t mean city girls who saw my music video and thought I was sexy and decided to buy camo and start wearing boots shake it for me. He means an ACTUALLY country girl not you fake bitches that haven’t even left the city and don’t even know anything about being a country girl…. So stop now you’re a disgrace. Go back to listening to that “Yung money” bullshit. lol.

country girl appropriation is real and it is out there

Kallie Beth comin for you fakes and frauds watch your necks ladies she WILL clock your synthetic camo havin ass with a swiftness.

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asexual nicki minaj moodboard

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stop putting this post on my dash do you not understand how fucking aphobic this shit is

It’s just not on boys. I know we all like to joke around here but when your posts are this likely to cause suicides, it’s just dangerous

imagine committing suicide over asexual nicki minaj moodbosrd

somehow, again,

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TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

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idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

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his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

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Hey guys just a heads up!! pay close attention to ur halloween candy bc people are disguising TESTOSTERONE BLOCKERS and ESTROGEN TABLETS as candy!!! they out here tricking kids into transitioning!

Can we get a fact check on this please

My coworker’s cousin’s nephew got hormone candy last halloween and now he got titties!!

-.- he got fat, hormones are too expensive for that foolishness just like the drug rumors

Then why, in addition to his titties sitting, is his waist snatched??

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So y'all let dude transition that far without taking him to the doctor? 😂🤣

I mean he was sickening!

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